Body Combat - First Session
Kitty and I just got back from our first training session under our 
new sensei, REX KWON DO! I WISH! Napolean Dynamite anyone?
More seriously, we just got back from BODY COMBAT at Gold’s Gym. This was an hour of solid heart pounding, sweat inducing, punch throwing, jump kicing action. yeah. That’s right folks. It was hardcore!
Apparently this is where all the cage fighters are training these days. I’m in it for the glory, Kitty’s in it for blood. Together we have no worthy opponents.
Take for example Tutsusimi Nogapity. He thought he was tough. Turns out that he’s not as tough in the octogon as he is on the playground. I made short work of him with two uppercuts, a left jab, and a round house kick. He swore that we would meet again, and that our second meeting would end differently. We shall see Tutsusuimi!!
Next Kitty fought the hook-kick brothers. That’s Joe on the left, and Homer on the right. They didn’t know what they were about to face. They tasted the bitter taste of bitter defeat! It was a bitter battle that couldn’t have been any better for Kitty. She was gracious however, and did not break bones. Not even one.